Fallacies Of Relevance
(aka The Relevancy of the Fallacy & Tongue Tied)

Guess I'm tongue tied,
If I could think of it, I would.
Guess I'm tongue tied,
Ain't even in the right neighborhood.

But, when you spout about:
Petitio Principii (begging the question)

Then, spew from you:
Argumentum ad Ignorantiam
(rant, rant, rant I AM)

Should I cause pause... the reply to I:
Argumentum ad Hominem (attack on this man)

Followed swiftly by the strong-arm wrong --
Argumentum ad Baculum (using brute force)