Since my body died, I've become a dead canary. And, I've come to identify other dead canaries. My first discovery was that music isn't the only song a canary can sing. There are other ways to make music. Secondly, canaries can do things that aren't so beautiful... like what ya find on the bottom of the cage.

With this in mind, I've taken a second look at Mother Earth. What sort-of mines are in need of monitoring? Hmmm... how about the Cola Mines? There's Coke-A-Cola... and Pepsi Cola. It even appears as though there are huge Cola Wars being waged (through The Media). The owners of the Cola Mines might take warning. The workers of the Cola Mines should take warning, as it appears the canaries in the mines are dropping dead. They are keeling over... kickin' the bucket... walking the Paparazzi Gauntlet to the sky.

I know. I've been there. I've done that.

Canaries to Keep Your On

And, an announcer says, "Jimmy Carter da *great humanitarian*." The other announcer says, "Speakin' of *great humanitarians* look whose sittin' with 'em... Ted 'Give a Gadzllion $$$ --> U.N.' Turner."