(Sticking Out) Like A Sore Thumb

lyrics:
Man, I feel so dumb,
Having whacked my thumb,
What was I thinking?
I wasn't even drinking.

First I made my bed,
When I went and said,
"There's more then one way to skin a monkey."
Little did I know... that I was talking 'bout me.

Geeze, I feel so dumb,
Having whacked my thumb,
What was I doing?
Ouch, the sting!

Why would I do,
Something like that,
Not think it through,
Then give it a whack.